So they called an ambulance for me.
The tale of a power lunch gone wrong.
I took my lunch hour at 1pm today. I had to get a bite to eat and mail a few wedding invites.
I drove thru McDs and munched on my way to the post office. I decided to park in the shade and eat my lunch. I was listening to the radio and drifted calmly off to sleep. (Car was safely in park.)
I probably slept for 20 minutes and would have slept for longer had not sirens woke me up! There was an ambulance and a firetruck blazing towards my location.
I looked around for smoke but didn't see any. Then both vehicles stopped right in front and beside me. I sat up and took a nerve steadying drink of Diet Coke and rolled down the windows. The fireman spoke first.
"Just taking a nap?"
"I guess I am."
"You live around here?"
"Yes, and I work over at the Church."
"Sorry to get you guys out."
"Don't worry about it." He turns to the truck. "HE WAS JUST TAKING A NAP!"
Then the firemen laugh at me.
I don't want to blame this all on wedding tiredness, I think I may also be sick. But, I won't park in front of that old guys house again if I need to take a nap.